• JC

Fist bump, high five, chest bump, elbow bump, crossing swords?


Wow wow! Hold on JC!

This is a golf email newsletter, again newsletter.

No DIRTY talk. Keep it PG! My grandma reads this.


What? Never…

The Aloha Press might cross the line..

But we are gonna say what we're gonna say…


Ahh.. I see! Crossing Swords..oops.

I mean at the end of a golf match, instead of high fiving you tap putter shafts. Ahh damn it. I did it again. Alright, I thought maybe we had a new thing!


But how do you celebrate on the 18th hole?

AS SOON AS I CAN HIGH FIVE, I’M DOING THIS ↑

So why not kick off this week with GOLF not caring if you are young, old, or have a ding ding or lady parts? We are almost guaranteed to have a great week.


SO LET'S GET YOU THE TOURNAMENTS & TIMES


  • WORLD GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP FEDEX ST. JUDGE CLASSIC IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE (Top guys on the PGA tour, no Tiger)

  • LPGA DRIVE ON CHAMPIONSHIP at INVERNESS CLUB IN TOLEDO, OHIO

  • BARRACUDA CHAMPIONSHIP TAHOE MOUNTAIN CLUB IN TRUCKEE, CALIFORNIA


Let's talk Money.

Total purse this week.

WGC-10 million

There is a total prize fund of $10.5 million for the WGC-FedEx St. Jude Invitational. The winner will take home $1.75m, with the runner-up earning just over $1m. Every player who finishes four rounds is guaranteed at least $50,000, while the top 25 players will each receive at least $100,000

TV schedule: Thursday-Friday, 2-7 p.m. ET (Golf Channel); Saturday, Noon-2 p.m. ET (Golf Channel), 2-6 p.m. ET (CBS); Sunday, 1-3 p.m. ET (Golf Channel), 3-7 p.m. ET (CBS)

LPGA-1 million

Could not find how much the winner will get.

TV schedule: Friday, 9-11:30 a.m. ET (Golf Channel); Saturday, 4:30-7:30 p.m. ET (Golf Channel); Sunday, 5-7 p.m. ET (Golf Channel)

AAA PGA-

The purse in 2020 is $3.5 million, with a winner's share of $630,000.

TV schedule: Thursday-Friday, 7-9:30 p.m. ET (Golf Channel); Saturday-Sunday, 7-10 p.m. ET (Golf Channel)




FUN FACTS THIS WEEK IS PRESENTED BY

YES: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN



  • Justin Thomas’ caddie is out this week and none other than Bones is stepping in and carrying the bag. Last time he hoofed a bag, Matthew Fitzpatrick took a 3rd place finish at Memorial.

  • Brooks Koepka said missing the cut at the 3m Open was the best thing for him. Brooks worked on getting over the mental side of getting onto his repaired left knee.

  • JC was turned down as a MEDIA MEMBER at this week's LPGA event but he will try again next week.

  • Gaby Lopez is the first LPGA Player to test positive for you know what. WD from the tournament.

  • Webb Simpson asks if there were better course designs that would solve the distance debate in golf. (hmm..why don’t we test the HOT driver’s?)

  • Premier Golf League has made Million Dollar offers to a bunch of players: Phil Mickelson, Adam Scott, Henrik Stenson, Brooks Koepka, Justin Rose and Rickie Fowler.

So who is your pick this week?


Again if you guess it, you win it. Send in your entries on Instagram or Facebook!


JC-Ricky Fowler


Jeff-Rory McClory


You-?

If you were playing in your first LPGA Tour Event how would you travel to the airport?


Well Christina Kim decided to dress like she was going to “Dexter” someone, not play in a LPGA event.


***Breaking NEWS***


The USGA has announced the U.S. Open will be held without fans… HUH..

One of the funnier things I have seen in golf>>>http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=29559864

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This week's email is written by your cart barn vet, JC

Edited by your favorite 8th grade teacher, Janise.



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