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The Aloha Press Golf Newsletter is presented by our sponsor.... No One Yet, we just started. Good Morning ,I’m sure when you signed up for the email newsletter, you assumed I “JC” knew what the HECK I was doing.  This email is like an easter egg hunt.. It might be in your spam, junk, or inbox but thank you for finding this golden egg...🥚 I want to thank you for reading, clicking, and responding to the email. Now stop lal·ly·gag·ging around and let's get to some golf. The PGA Tour will officially start today and have reported that of the 487 test’s at the Charles Schwab Challenge there were no positive results.  Good work boys you are Covid-19 free. But what were the players and caddies really thinking when they received their test? I feel like to better illustrate my thought process, please see the stick figure drawing below...⬇


Alright moving on, With this being the first golf tournament back.  The tour decided to feature their fan boys(see chart below) on Thursday and Friday's t.v. coverage.  But if I was in charge, I might have picked a few different players to pair with.  For example: A.Long, z.Johnson, s.Ryder  or A.Long, T.Gooch, s.Ryder These are just names I thought would be entertaining to hear the starter announce. Maybe next week.  All joking aside, why did they only give the ladies one piece of eye candy? "Brooksee." Phill your dumb calfs do not count.   Featured Group Tee Times

  • 07:56 am: Kevin Na, Gary Woodland, Phill Mickelson

  • 07:45 am: Justin Rose, Bryson DeChambeau, Dustin Justin

  • 01:06 pm: Rory Mcilroy, Brooks Koepka, Jon Rahm

  • 12:55 pm: Justin Thomas, Rickie Fowler, Jordan Spieth

Now, the real question.... Who is going to take down the fan-less, Colonial? With their tight fairways, bermuda rough, and hot Texas heat. Who plays best without fans, without the Sunday roars. Do you have someone in mind? I picked Jon Rahm to rip the number one spot from Rory but we will see... Best of luck..















Let's talk about T.V. Coverage.. Yes, The Aloha Press has been critical of how CBS has presentation this great game.  But I am sure going to give CBS some slack for the next few weeks.  Jim Nantz stated CBS will have about half the staff, cameras, but we will still be graced with Nick Faldo. Nantz did advise some of the players have agreed to be mic'd up during the tournament, which should be interesting.  Who would you want to hear mic'd up?   I would pay money to hear the crazy shit Sergio Garcia has to say.  Bubba Watson, might have shown up to this weeks tournament in an R.V. which is a bold move.. But it is rumored Tiger's UHH Yacht (privacy) might be pulling into St. Simons, GA just a few hours away from next week's golf tournament, RBC Heritage at Harbor Town. Other Golf News

  • The LPGA had to cancel another tournament...This time it was a the major championship EVIAN CHAMPIONSHIP.  LPGA reported due to the travel concern in France it was un able to safely hold the tournament.

  • The LPGA is scheduled to restart is schedule on July 23 at Marathon Classic in Syvania, Ohio.  

  • Jimmy Walker decided to put his old t100 steel shaft in his driver? 


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